H onest Women Frighten Me

« Oh, you're that type…

— What type?

— Honest.

— Not really.

— Good, because honest women frighten me.

— Why?

— I don't know. Somehow they seem to put me at a disadvantage.

— Because you're not honest with them?

— Exactly. […]

— What I mean is: the moment I meet an attractive woman, I have to start pretending I’ve no desire to make love to her.

— What makes you feel you have to conceal it ? 

— She might find the idea objectionable.

— Then again, she might not. »